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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"