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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)