A $100 bill makes change
Snowballs
One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Common sense
Mention feminism.
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)