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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.