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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)