What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.