What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.