What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good