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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.