What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.