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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.