What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo