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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What do cows sit on?

Couches