How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise?

Voldetort.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.