How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise?

Voldetort.