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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise?

Voldetort.