How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise?

Voldetort.