Candy cow jump over the moon!
Because they find him very down to earth.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.
Lots a candy.
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*