Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.