Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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Who's there! Biro! Biro who?

Biro light of the moon!

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.