Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.