Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.