Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.