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Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!