Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.