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Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.