What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.