Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Lone Ranger Jokes More Lone Ranger Jokes

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Soy Milk Jokes More Soy Milk Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!