You put tu and tu together.
A bellerina!
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
It was all-oink-lusive.
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Whey
Fajitahahahas
Soy milk.
He didn't like Chinese food.
Use the fork, Luke.