Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Es Jokes More Es Jokes

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

Lone Ranger Jokes More Lone Ranger Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it