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Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?

A bellerina!

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

Removed