You put tu and tu together.
Tu Can Chu
Ho, tell me where my money is!
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
A bellerina!
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
Soy milk.
Just China be funny.
Cha Ching
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
Stark naked.
Removed