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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.