What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Coloured eggrolls!

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An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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BAO BAO BAO BAO

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May I have Eurasian plate?

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Princess Arielephant

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It wanted to have a good tine.

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I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...