What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes