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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes