What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.