Obi Wan Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.