Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'