Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Tu Jokes More Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

He was totally drinking it before it was cool.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

China Jokes More China Jokes

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.