Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific