Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Ash Ketchum Jokes More Ash Ketchum Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What do you call a Chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

Love Card

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

What do you call 69-ing in China?

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

What' chu want fam?

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Where is the Pokemon?

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

What does Brock say?

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

Why bother drinking water?

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

What do you call a Chinese duo that plays ping pong?

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

What's 72?

What did 6 say to 9?

What are your strengths?

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?