Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!