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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.