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Mustache Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

He was totally drinking it before it was cool.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustaches.