Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

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What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Imitation Jokes More Imitation Jokes

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

Who's there! Cyril! Cyril who?

Cyril thing - no imitations here!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Vietnamese People Jokes More Vietnamese People Jokes

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

Southern Jokes More Southern Jokes

Vietnamese Soup Jokes More Vietnamese Soup Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.