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Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod?

Bnh m

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Guns 'n Roses

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation