Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Faux.

Who's there! Cyril! Cyril who?

Cyril thing - no imitations here!

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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What do you call a group of very traditional orthopedic surgeons?

Orthodocs

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!