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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.