Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.