Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.