Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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What did you win?

Atrophy

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.