Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.