Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!