Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.