Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.