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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.