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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Bald Guy Jokes More Bald Guy Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.