To run their hands through their hair
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A bald man.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
A **decaf**alon
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Hare loss.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
