When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

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How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.