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When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!