What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.