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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.