What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.