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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.