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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.