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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!