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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler