What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle