What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.