What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler