What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.