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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.