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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

They say.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.