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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!