Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.