Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.