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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

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Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "