Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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They start coffin.

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By looking over your shoulder.

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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Because he left the Windows open.

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Wanna race?

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They don't wanna be rushin

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Poke 'em on!

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You poke poke poker face

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They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Peek-a-chu!

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The ICU.

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He might Peek at Chu!

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Tu Can Chu