Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu