Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

Lady Gaga Jokes More Lady Gaga Jokes

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Poke Mon Jokes More Poke Mon Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!