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Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Venetian Jokes More Venetian Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!