Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

Complete Stranger Jokes More Complete Stranger Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Lady Gaga Jokes More Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.