A key.
They wanna peek-a-chu.
You poke 'em on.
Poke 'em on.
Poke 'em on!
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
So we don't poke our eyes out.
You poke poke poker face
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Turtles all the way down
A slowpoke!
A zebra!
You Pokémon.
X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle
It was leave your keys at the door.
A dookie
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
Because he never spills the beans
Because Windows 7 8 9.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.