Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!