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Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Venetian Jokes More Venetian Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.