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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Poke Mon Jokes More Poke Mon Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

Slow Poke Jokes More Slow Poke Jokes

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.