Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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Venetian Jokes More Venetian Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Slow Poke Jokes More Slow Poke Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

Lady Gaga Jokes More Lady Gaga Jokes

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.