Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.