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Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.