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Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.