Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.