Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.