Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".