How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

What is a hipster Russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.