He asks with a large smile on his face.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
She asked. "Except that." I replied.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
He found a hair in one.
