How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.