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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Girl Scout Jokes More Girl Scout Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.