How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

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How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first?

So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.