Girl Scout Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.