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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite subreddit?

IT'S R/AWW!!

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.