What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.