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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.