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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Girl Scout Jokes More Girl Scout Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Cookie Crumbs Jokes More Cookie Crumbs Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.