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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.