How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.