How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.