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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".