How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.