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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.