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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: