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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.