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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka