When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.