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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.