How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)