How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!