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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.