How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.