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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.