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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.