How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...