How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre