How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)