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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...