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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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When are minorities not minorities?

When you look at crime statistics.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!