Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...