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Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: