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Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

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Old King Coal!

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Kim Jong Un.

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There's 20 of them.

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What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.