Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.