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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.