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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.