What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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