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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do you call Kim Jong-Un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!