What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry

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How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader