23+ Funny Kim Jong Un Jokes

Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.

What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game?

Duke Nukem.

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

What do you call Kim Jong-Un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong-Un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

What does Kim Jong-Un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What is Kim Jong Un's favourite food?

Yellowcake.

Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Kim Jong Un Jokes