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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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When it's intersected by a plane

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."