Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
Me: Like you're good at science...
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom
"Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names!! "
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.
5 past Lundqvist
ME: 5 stops.
Because they are ugly and they stink.
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.