She kept wetting the bed.
Your head hits the ceiling!
Two and a half minutes.
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
Everywhere.
The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
With your figure of speech
Because she was a little tart.
Darth Vader.
She got a Zebra.
He caught on fire.
He wet his plants.
Wet
