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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!