She kept wetting the bed.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.
Look ma, no hands!
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Because he Haas been hit!
Guac-A-Mole.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
He Tractor.
She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
She got a Zebra.
He caught on fire.
He wet his plants.
Wet
