How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet