What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!