What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy