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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!