What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.