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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The Nobel Prize.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy