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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!