What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!