What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!