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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!