What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC