What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.