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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC