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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.