What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.