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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.