What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.