What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!