What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.