What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish