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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!