What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.