What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...