What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.