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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!