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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable