Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Coma Toe Jokes More Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*