Coma Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Vitamin Jokes More Vitamin Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.