Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Modify Jokes More Modify Jokes

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman